Statistically significant..

We have been practising this weekend, with marks and bruises. Practice is always a good thing, and one has to test different methods and possibilities to be able to draw scientific conclusions. And as I am scientifically schooled and trained, I am more than willing to participate in such scientific tests..

We tested different implements and remedies, compared to the power behind the strokes..

Our scientific conclusion, of course statistically significant and thoroughly tested is, that it is with marks and bruises as it is with different clothes labels. There is just some brands of better quality and longer durability.

I think I will name his cane and from now on call it only "Gucci"..